Hello my favourite J1 classs!

Here are some cool class quotes I noticed along our mundane school lives.. non-verbatim cos my memory sucks =P These cracked me up, hopefully you guys will :D at them too haha. And some of these even prove that I stay awake during class! =P

[Morning Assembly; Ryan D stands next to Han Xin]
HX: "Ryan.. your bag's crushing my bag."
Ryan: "Now.. isn't that sweet?"

[Morning Assembly/another day; Adam stands next to me, Sophie XY in front of me]
Adam: Hi Sophie!
Sophie: -Turns around and gives Adam a light slap across the face-
Adam: -glares at Sophie-

[Chem lab]
MrTham: You guys must always wash your burette! You never know, maybe the previous user got really bad results, then -pui!- into the burette..
Elizabeth: He's giving us ideas.

[Chem lesson]
MrTham: Steric hindrance!! The backside too big, then cannot have backside attack.. ... you need to cleave it first!
Matthias: -alarmed tone- Huh? Need to clean it first?!

[Chem lab]
MrTham: To achieve level8 for SPA, you must demonstrate high levels of manipulative skills..
Abby: Iago! (Who came to both Trees' and my mind too! HAHA!)

[Chem lecture]
lecturer: ... and then you'll see one miscible layer..
ryan: huh? one miserable layer?

Hm why most of the jokes occur during chem?! Mmmm can't remember anymore though I'm sure there's more. =P Hahaha I know I jot down some older ones in an older notebook. Haha I used to love collecting class quotes during primary/secondary school, now I only do that when I feel the impulse to do so.

Oh well :D Quotes still can't capture all our punny/funny moments together in all their hilarious entirety! hehehe!

And I agree with Nat's post below to a largelarge extent! :D

And Abby! Not sure how we can help, but do cheer up okay. (: ({)